|
|
|
Clarification: The
Exaggeration Was Exaggerated |
|
No Clowning Around About
Health |
|
Teaching Financial Literacy
in High Schools |
|
Pure Democracy a Hit In
Torrington |
|
What's the Buzz? Summer
Solstice Is Here! |
|
Not OK with Old Prayer |
|
Kiddle Korps Flight Crew |
|
The Guest Speaker or
Charlie Brown's Teacher? |
|
Golf Nut Needs Some Therapy |
|
This Youth Was Wasted (On
the Young) |
|
Ban I-Pods? That's, Like,
Unconstitutional, Dude |
|
Sports Celebrations Getting
Dangerous |
|
This Distracted Driver
Finally Takes 'The Pledge' |
|
Public Speaking: How Hard
Can It Be? |
|
Welcome to Chef Bill's
Cooking Show |
|
Obituary Exercise Brings
Out the Blarney |
|
Spending Lent in the Gutter
(Mouth) |
|
Bachelor Life Not for the
Faint of Heart - Or Stomach |
|
These Are The Good 'Ol Days |
|
A Recipe For Disaster |
|
Figure Skating Patriots
Take Offense |
|
O Say Can You See This Song
Is Lousy? |
|
Once Again Winter Olympics
Scheduled During Winter |
|
1990s Fashion: Manhole
Covers for Your Face |
|
Feedback from the
Twitter-Face-Space Patrol |
|
Life Goes On - Can You
Believe It?! |
|
New Video Game Causes
Injurii |
|
Tiger Learns Painful
Digital Lesson |
|
Famous Obits and Flaky
Predictions |
|
This Writer Is Thru with
Through |
|
Christmas Gift-Giving
Advice for the Guys |
|
Running Water Comes In
Handy Sometimes |
|
'Recalculating' the Idea of
Talking Appliances |
|
As You Read This, I'm at
the Mall...I Promise |
|
Going To 'Club Mom' To Get
Grounded |
|
A Great Invention: Movies
on DVD |
|
Random Observations |
|
Halloween Reveals Goblins
-- and Character Flaws |
|
Table Manners for the 21st
Century |
|
Big Brother Is Watching --
With a G.P.S. Device |
|
Explaining the
'Twitter-Face-Space' Phenomenon |
|
Does Greatness Always Lead
to Misery? |
|
This Burger Is Craz-E |
|
Welcome Aboard 'Cattle Car
Airlines' |
|
A Fishy Tale |
|
The Most Dangerous Thing In
America |
|
Good Luck With That
Conversation |
|
Holidays For Every Occasion |
|
Suburbia's Dirty Secret:
Weed Wacker Stress Disorder |
|
Over-packing for Overnight
Trips |
|
Different Jokes for
Different Folks |
|
Your 'Stuff' Reveals Who
You Are |
|
Everyone Is 'Above Average'
Driver |
|
The Eagles Are (not)
Appearing in Litchfield County |
|
Memories of the 4th of July |
|
Baseball Alive and Well in
Torrington |
|
'My Name Is The Amazing
Kreskin, and I'll Be Your Server Tonight' |
|
Rain, Rain, Go Away |
|
The Twisters Are Gone With
the Wind |
|
Not Much Has Changed in 30
Years |
|
Addicted To Complaining
About Addiction |
|
Exciting Auction Item Up
for Bid |
|
Pets Plot Violent Takeover |
|
May 1st: Time for New
Year's Resolutions |
|
Does the Tube Make One a
Boob? |
|
TV Commercials Too
Confusing These Days |
|
Lefties Aren't Right, Just
Awesome |
|
Let's Put Andropause On
Pause |
|
March Madness Is Everywhere |
|
Hang In There, Old Friend |
|
Jewelry Shopper Is Out of
His League |
|
The Stimulus Check Is In
the Mail |
|
Nothing Better Than
Saturday Morning |
|
Donut Wisdom of the Ages |
|
Jonesing for a Trivial
Label |
|
The Celebrity News Report |
|
Honest Abe Meets Mr. Stinky
Poo |
|
Local Dealer Beats Big Box |
|
What If a Jerk-Pot Won the
Jackpot? |
|
Time for the 'Winter Games' |
|
Text Messaging Makes Me
Think |
|
Think Before You Speak |
|
Christmas Card Letters Full
of Baloney |
|
Dude, That Phrase Is
Annoying, Nome Sane? |
|
'Honestly Made' Sounds
Deceptive |
|
I Forgot To Remember |
|
Renewed Faith In Humanity |
|
Retirement Options Are
Limited |
|
Social Planning Not for the
Faint of Heart |
|
Halloween Memories |
|
Time To Bail Out Bill |
|
Modern Kids and Primitive
Parents |
|
Fall Is Best Time of Year |
|
Prime Time Show a Real
'Hit' |
|
TV's Everywhere But Nothing
On |
|
Cut the Bad Bosses Some
Slack |
|
In Digital Age, Everything
Is Recorded |
|
Too Tired for Truthful
Courage |
|
Enjoying the Great Outdoors
at Night |
|
I Have To Sleep On It |
|
It's In the Will: Dress to
Thrill |
|
The Snobs vs. the Slobs |
|
Classical Poetry Alive and
Well |
|
Baseball Caps Send a
Message |
|
Crawling Critters Abundant
This Summer |
|
Stalling for Time -- And a
Word-Count |
|
Gift Cards Are Very
Stressful |
|
Stranger in a Strange Land |
|
Environmental Greening or
Moral Preening? |
|
Attention Span Is,
Um...What? |
|
Supermarket Helpful Hints |
|
Grocery Shopping Not For
the Faint of Heart |
|
Spring Is Time for 'T.M.F.' |
|
Groucho for President? |
|
I'm Not Afraid of Anything
- Except Fear |
|
Winston Churchill:
Statesman and Napper |
|
The Flying Sardine Can |
|
Taxing and Waxing Poetic |
|
Getting Lost in the
Translation |
|
Ralph 'Quixote' Tilts Again
at Presidential Windmill |
|
The Hills Are Alive With a
Confused Tourist |
|
How to Solve the Health
Care Crisis |
|
Health
Care Industry Needs Major Reform |
|
New Thingee Enters the 21st
Century |
|
Catholic No-Meat Rule Kind
of Fishy |
|
The 'FLOMAX' Life Too
Strenuous for This Guy |
|
New Study: Middle-Age Is
Depressing |
|
Sweaty Gym a Breath of
Fresh Air |
|
Shortest Month Has Many
Holidays |
|
Prof. Grammar Guy Be
Helping You Out |
|
Comfort More Important Than
Fashion |
|
There Is Moron TV Besides
Judge Judy |
|
Hybrid Words are Absotively
Ginormous |
|
To Be or Not To Be at the
Mall |
|
Shopping Battle Comes Down
to the Wire |
|
'The Nativity Story' a New
Family Tradition |
|
Avoiding Christmas Stress |
|
Dumb Criminals Giving State
a Bad Name |
|
Dumpster Divers Set New
Standards for Weirdness |
|
Schedule Too Busy |
|
A Complaint Free World |
|
Bureaucratic Nightmare on
the High (Low) Seas |
|
Halloween Has Religious
Origins |
|
What To Do About
Distressing Situation? |
|
Grateful for Opportunity to
Complain |
|
College Roommates: The Art
of Friction |
|
Ten Commandments for
Motorists |
|
Um...Thanks for Sharing |
|
Hey Guys, Party at My
House! |
|
Time for a Braveheart
Presidential Debate |
|
Golf (and this Golfer) in
Decline |
|
Exact Time of Day Is
Precisely Wrong |
|
Gas Grille Fires Up
Conscience |
|
The Lifeblood of the U.S.
Economy |
|
Political Knowledge Is Not
Power |
|
'Prep Day' Brings Hunger
Pangs |
|
Dad Has a Boat -- Call
9-1-1 |
|
Truth and the Art of
Fiction |
|
Backseat Travel Adventures
More Interesting Than DVD |
|
Leaky Mattress Is Feelin'
Groovy |
|
Why Didn't I Think of That? |
|
Car Wash Daydream Turns To
Wet Reality |
|
New Cable Networks in the
Near Future |
|
Unwanted Emails From Above |
|
This Guy Trips the Light
Fan-Spastic |
|
Old Videotape Causes TV
Nostalgia |
|
College Student Gets Lesson
on Taxation |
|
Professorial Delusions of
Grandeur |
|
This Contest Is a Corker |
|
Class Clown Will Win Cork
Contest |
|
Being Green Requires a Lot
of Green |
|
Only Minutes Away From a
Holy Shrine |
|
Mid-life Crisis Alumni Game |
|
Hi-Tech Office Is
High-Stress Office |
|
Playing Well With Others
Key to Success |
|
Public Speaking Anxiety
Reaches Audience |
|
When Imagination Goes Dry,
Try Reality |
|
The Name of the Game Is
Despair |
|
Revealed Secret Cuts Me to
the Quick |
|
Old Fogey Offers
Unsolicited Advice |
|
Finally a Member of the Bad
Back Club |
|
Orange You Glad I Can
Concentrate? |
|
When Lips Are Loose, Watch
Your Caboose |
|
Inventing Famous Quotes
Easier Said Than Dunn |
|
Is A Used Gift Rude? |
|
A Sparkling Donut Shop |
|
Parking Lots Are Hazardous |
|
To CAP or not to CAP, that
is the QuEsTiOn |
|
Loss of Voice Means It's
Mime Time |
|
Battle of the Sexes Is
Unfair |
|
Skipping Christmas This
Year |
|
Apology for a 'Senior
Moment' |
|
The Season for Fashion
Change |
|
The Art of Fiction:
Supermodels and Candidates |
|
Campaign Ads Target
Trusting Generation |
|
Campaign Ads Are Deceptive
-- And Effective |
|
Muscle Cars and Manhood |
|
Family Slide Show: No
Literacy Required |
|
Poetry Fan Has Miles To Go |
|
Email Humor Not Funny ...
Again |
|
One-Man Tribe About To Cash
In |
|
Thou Shalt Not Add to the
Commandments |
|
Coming Clean About
Fictitious Family |
|
Lyme Disease No Bloody
Joke, Mate |
|
Is Red Sox - Yankees
Rivalry 'Abnormal'? |
|
The Readers Reply: 'Pets
Rule!' |
|
Sexist Language
Manipulation (Person-ulation?) |
|
Cheezy Arms Have No Whiz |
|
Gas Grille Brings Out Guys'
Primitive Side |
|
Fighting Like Cats and Dogs |
|
Leaving Behind a Cherished
Gift |
|
4th of July History Lesson |
|
'Gilmore Girls' a Hit with
Guys, Too |
|
French Workers of the World
Unite |
|
The Season of Tender
Tootsies |
|
Umbrella-phobia and Rainy
Daze |
|
Early Morning Hotel Humor |
|
Graduation Words of Wisdom |
|
Time To H.I.D.E. from
Summer Dangers |
|
'My Space' Should Be
Private Space |
|
Call for 'Da Vinci' Boycott
Will Backfire |
|
Super-sized Society Has
Nothing to Fear |
|
Victoria's Secret Drops
Bombshell |
|
New Car Has Lots of Vroom |
|
Cradle-Robbing Men Kind of
Creepy |
|
Trying to Avoid Accidents |
|
Love Notes From the Fans |
|
News Flash! Image of Jesus
Appears on Windshield! |
|
Cheerleading Is Dangerous -
Especially For Its Critics |
|
Oh Well, That's Just Billy
Being Silly |
|
Being an Event Planner Too
Stressful |
|
Figure Skating Too Glam For
This Sports Fan |
|
The Olympics: Time To Tug
Heartstrings |
|
Wireless Gizmos and Phantom
Phone Calls |
|
English 'U-G-H' Must Gough |
|
Sound Bites Bite |
|
The Five-Second Rule |
|
Boomers Exclaim: 'Watch Me
Get Old!' |
|
Time for New Year's
Resolutions |
|
Hark! The Herald Angels
Cringe |
|
BB Gun and Christmas Movie
Fun |
|
Office Party Etiquette |
|
The Grinches Are At It
Again |
|
Shopping Season Battle of
the Sexes |
|
Getting Ready for the Pie
Holy Day |
|
Car License Plates Are Too
Artsy |
|
Time to Say 'I'm Sorry' |
|
Painful Experience at the
Dentist Office |
|
The Spectacular Colors of
Fall |
|
Sports Addict Needs Support
Group |
|
Changing Insurance Is
Painful |
|
Invasion of the Agents |
|
Teen Girls Dress Like Tarts |
|
'We the People' Need a New
Mattress Sale |
|
Tobacco Nannies On the
Prowl |
|
Business Efficiency in the
21st Century |
|
Chronically Tardy Daughter
Raises Blood Pressure |
|
Grown-Up Hobbies Are Not
Cheap |
|
Please Put On A Shirt |
|
Private Sector Working
Conditions Not Fair |
|
Million-Dollar Buildings,
10-Cent Sound Systems |
|
Be Careful What You Say
When Someone Leaves the House |
|
Venturing Into the Unknown |
|
Breaking News From Your
Town! |
|
Time For A Change |
|
Highways Will Be Safe on
October 1st |
|
A Tip of the Cap to a Cap
Fanatic |
|
Just Call Him Joe Condo |
|
Sad Sights Courtesy of the
State Government |
|
Is It Warm In Here? |
|
Airport Character Studies |
|
What's In the Bottle, Water
or Gold? |
|
The Days Slip Away |
|
What Is Your 'Tie-Q'? |
|
Springtime Abuzz with
Activity |
|
What Is 'Middle Age'? |
|
With Trepidation, A Visit
To Starbucks |
|
Government Forms Put Me in
the Poorhouse |
|
A Mysterious Bedtime Story |
|
Baseball, Steroids, and
Political Grandstanding |
|
Madness Marches on the
Sidelines |
|
Identifying the Identity
Thieves |
|
Danke Schoen for the
Advice, Wayne |
|
Don't Fall For Gravity Hype |
|
Why Wear A Coat? It's Only
Below Zero |
|
Technical Explanation of
Winter Heating Woes |
|
Yellow Light Means 'Gun
It!' |
|
Cell Phone Call: 'Flangoo
Hemmie Cow?' |
|
Journalistic Integrity and
the Art of Fiction |
|
Fighting Like Cats and Dogs |
|
Winter! Bah, Humbug! |
|
Hangovers Are No Party |
|
Junk Mail Brings Treasure |
|
Special Gifts at Christmas |
|
A Grim Fairy Tale |
|
50th Anniversary Party Lots
of Laughs |
|
Trials and Tribulations of
a Recording Artist |
|
Meatball Surgery In The
Office |
|
The 'Look At Me' Generation
Takes To The Gridiron |
|
Sox Appeal |
|
Need a Good Grounding |
|
Home Handyman Skills are
Half-Fast |
|
Not Easy Being Wife of
Sports Nut |
|
I Swear Customer Service
Job Is a Pain |
|
Good Samaritans Save Car
Repair Bumbler |
|
Honesty the Best (Campaign)
Policy |
|
Without a Dog or Cable TV,
Kids Are Deprived |
|
Learning About American
Capitalism |
|
I Can't Wait To Be Special |
|
Taking Umbrage with RV
Campers |
|
Men Must Keep Emotions In
Check |
|
Most Embarrassing Moments |
|
Camping Nightmare Makes Him
'Leave the Light On' |
|
25th Reunion Is Lots of
Laughs |
|
Vacations Can Be Hard Work |
|
Fun and Relaxation on the
Links |
|
The Teacher Becomes the
Student |
|
Driving Lessons Reveal
Hypocrisy |
|
Youth Sports Memories Last
Forever ... Unfortunately |
|
Mall Mutants and Other
Travel Tales |
|
Major Faux Pas
in Le Mart Du Wal |
|
Opinion Polls:
Plus-or-Minus Comedy of Errors |
|
Youth Sports Takes Toll On
Parents |
|
Time To Turn Over a Rude
Leaf |
|
This Horoscope a Real
Horror Scope |
|
Tag Sale Prompts Lawless
Behavior |
|
Car Shopping Adventure |
|
Hurray! Spring Has Sprung |
|
The Readers Reply: Nutmeg
Pride is Alive and Well |
|
Living Last Day Is Hard
Work |
|
The World's Oldest
Profession |
|
Control-Alternate-Delete My
Sanity |
|
Time Flies By Too Fast |
|
Nutmeg State Pride |
|
Coffee Junkie Needs a Fix |
|
Is College Worth It? |
|
Diets Come and Diets Go,
But Bacon Is Forever |
|
Mirror, Mirror on the
Wall... |
|
Name a Star? A Lot of Hot
Gas |
|
Hand-Shaking Backlash |
|
TV Blackout Is Painful
Experience |
|
Yes, These Seats Are Saved |
|
America Needs Anti-Viagra |
|
Hand-shaking Dilemma During
Cold and Flu Season |
|
Radical Resolution: No Boob
Tube |
|
Christmas Spirit Still
Alive in Cynical Age |
|
New Entitlement Prompts
Question: Where's Mine? |
|
Cursive Writing a Lost Art |
|
My Secret Life with Michael
Jackson |
|
The War Against Nature |
|
Victory Declared in Battle
of the Bulge |
|
Tonight We Have a Really
Big Shoe |
|
Should Elderly Drivers Be
Re-tested? |
|
Surprise! Men and Women Are
Different |
|
Breaking the Emotional Ties
to Sports |
|
Weather Forecasts Cause
Frustration |
|
Computer Virus Smashes
Email Box |
|
Better To Have Loved and
Lost... |
|
The 3 R's: Reading,
'Riting, Rock n' Roll |
|
Key Principles About
Economics and Government Spending |
|
'Seven Years of College
Down the Drain' |
|
Unhealthy Consumer Products |
|
Teen Fashion Rated 'R' for
Ridiculous |
|
Teaching is a Tough
Profession |
|
Middle-Aged Musings |
|
DMV Nightmare Turns to
Dream |
|
Pulling for the Airline
Industry |
|
Blood Supply Shortage |
|
Information Overload
Reaching Critical Mass |
|
The Sad Story of a Boy and
His Dog |
|
The Readers Respond |
|
The Golden Rule of Gossip |
|
Demolition Derby on the
Highways |
|
Urgent Request for Ideas |
|
Business Writing Primer |
|
Run For Fun? I Don't Think
So |
|
A Little Help From My
Friends |
|
What's in a Name? |
|
High-Level Negotiations |
|
A Wrinkle in Togs |
|
Cool Not As Permanent As
Tattoo |
|
Restaurant Observations |
|
Mom Slaps Away Budget Problem |
|
March Madness Comes With Make-Up and Sequins |
|
Playing the Waiting Game |
|
Shampoos Are All the Same |
|
Manhood Is in the Bag |
|
Aging Process Comes As a Surprise |
|
Time to be a Man and Carry a Purse |
|
To Move or Not To Move, That Is the Question |
|
Discussing a Difficult
Subject |
|
Fun Facts About Groundhog Day |
|
Business Lunches Not Bribery |
|
Profanity is Everywhere These Days |
|
Close
Encounters of the Teen Kind |
|
The Facts of Life Can Be
Gross |
|
Celebrating New Year's Eve |
|
Fun Christmas Gifts |
|
Christmas Card Stress |
|
Holiday Displays Bring Joy
to Many |
|
Too Dark and Cold This Time
of Year |
|
Pep Talk for Thanksgiving
Day Battle |
|
No Cheese, Please |
|
Fund Raising Funnies |
|
Hiya Doon? Don't Tell Me |
|
Clearing Up Campaign
Confusion |
|
To-Do List Obsession |
|
I Never Forget a Face |
|
Rock Concerts Are Hard Work
These Days |
|
The Geek Shall Inherit the
Earth |
|
No Fun Being Seasick |
|
Mud Slinging Season Is Here |
|
Allergic to (Golf) Nuts |
|
The Joy of Leftovers |
|
Beach Vacation Delights the
Senses |
|
The History of Air
Conditioning (Sort of) |
|
Ask Dr. Information |
|
Getting Ready for College |
|
Software Keys, Mr. Freeze &
Idiosyncrasies |
|
Lessons in Diversity |
|
Snapshot Expert |
|
The Amazing World of
[Fill in the Blank] |
|
Taboo Topic a Lot of Hot
Air |
|
Need for Sleep a Major Flaw |
|
Baseball Identity Crisis |
|
Fat Was Once Fashionable |
|
Hotel Room Adventures |
|
The Bleepin' Osbournes:
Lovely Bleepin' Role Models |
|
Too Much Sun No Fun |
|
New National Pastime:
Complaining |
|
Career Counseling From an
Expert |
|
Air Travel Still Dangerous |
|
Sobriety Abuse at College |
|
Our Civic Duty to Conserve
Water |
|
Hog Heaven Not So Heavenly |
|
A New Horror Movie: Going
to the Theater |
|
Honesty is Best -- Even
with Telemarketers |
|
You've Got Mail -- A Lot
of Mail |
|
Our House Is Stuffed With
Stuff |
|
Check Out Line Literature |
|
Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall |
|
This Means War
|
|
Dance the Night Away
|
|
Humor is a Serious Business
|
|
Clutter Is In the Eye of
the Beholder
|
|
Protecting My Little Girl
|
|
Where Do They Get the
Energy?
|
|
Talking About Sports
|
|
A Christmas Eve Tradition
|
|
You're Too Old for the
Holidays When...
|
|
It's a Blunderful Life
|
|
Character-Building
Experience: Are We There Yet?
|
|
Donuts Saved My Life
|
|
Modern Heresy: No Cable TV
|
|
Reason to Give Thanks
|
|
A Tree-Mendous Problem
|
|
Camping Trip? No Thanks
|
|
Math Is Life
|
|
Share Problems at Your Own
Risk
|
|
TV Tunes Stuck in Head
|
|
Tonight's Episode: The Wild
Jungle
|
|
Lessons in Buying a Used
Car
|
|
I'm Addicted and I Can't
Sleep It Off
|
|
Nothing is Funny Today
|
|
Caddy Job is in the Bag
|
|
Tag Sale Blues
|
|
Warning: Object in Mirror
is Older Than You Think
|
|
You've Got to Hand it to
These Guys
|
|
'As Long as You're Living
in this House...'
|
|
Thunderstorm Season Once Again
|
|
Spell-Czech Knot Always
Write
|
|
Color My World
|
|
20/20 Vision Only a Zap-Zap
Away
|
|
Time to Start a College
Fund
|
|
Founding Fathers Fashion
Fantasy
|
|
Your Call Cannot Be
Completed Due to Total Confusion
|
|
No Laughing Matter
|
|
It's in the Cards
|
|
Willy High and Loman
|
|
Better to Have Loved and
Lost...
|
|
What Would Jesus Do?
|
|
Baby Boomers Face Quandary
|
|
Bride Battles Boorish
Blather
|
|
No Surprises on this
Birthday
|
|
Memory Ready To Fade
|
|
Distracted Driving and
Highway Safety
|
|
Spring Rites and Tax Bites
|
|
It's for My Own Good
|
|
Spring Ahead, Fall Apart
|
|
I Have a Peach of a Plumber
|
|
Cure Is Worse Than Disease
|
|
Lack of Maintenance Kills
Car
|
|
Study of Left-Handers Can't
Be Right
|
|
Honking Horns and Flipping
Birds
|
|
There's Snow Place Like
Home
|
|
Computer Bug Makes the
Rounds
|
|
Air Rage is All the Rage
|
|
Affordable Health Care:
It's A Guy Thing
|
|
United States Hair Force
|
|
Hugs Not Slugs
|
|
Doze Were the Days
|
|
Junk Mail Goes High-Tech
|
|
A Christmas Carol: Epilogue
|
|
Negotiations Come Down to
the Wire
|
|
Hark! The Herald Angels
Cringe
|
|
Smile! You're on Rancid
Camera
|
|
Thanksgiving
Nightmare
|
|
Experience
Makes You an Expert |
|
Alarm
Clock Driving Me Crazy |
|
Pennies
are Obsolete |
|
Truthfulness
of these Essays |
|
Teaching
a Teenager to Drive |
|
Parent-Teacher
Night |
|
Time
for a Padded Cell (Phone) |
|
Casablanca
Weirdness |
|
Naps
are Good for the Soul |
|
Hollywood
Violence Explodes Out of Control |
|
My
First 911 Call |
|
No-Laundry
Streak - Part 2 |
|
No-Laundry
Streak in Jeopardy |
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Observations
from the Road
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Old
Guys at Fenway Park |
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Notes
from a Y2K Bunker
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Future
Rulings from the Supreme Court
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Misguided Moms
Put Feelings Ahead of Facts |