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Did you ever hear the story about the farmer who lived alone in the countryside with his dog? After many years, the dog finally died, so the farmer went to the parish priest and said, “Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you say a funeral a Mass for him?”

The priest replied, “I’m very sorry to hear about your dog. But, unfortunately, I can’t say Mass for the poor creature.” The farmer said, “I understand. I guess I’ll try that new non-denominational church down the road. Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?” 

This Friday is Halloween. When I was a youngster I thought Halloween was the greatest holiday ever.

No wait, that’s not quite true. Like every kid, I KNEW Christmas was the best. No single holiday can compete with Christmas, which isn’t even a day but an entire season. This is because Christmas has the “Santa Claus Factor.” What other holiday has some guy with an army of elves who spend the entire year making toys, so that on one special night he can travel all over the world and give children piles of presents?  (Continued...)

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