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Let me know if this sounds familiar: you’re at Mass, and the guy in the pew in front of you has been sniffling and coughing and blowing his nose for the last half-hour. Now, it’s right before Communion and the deacon proclaims, “Let us offer each other the sign of peace.” Except you didn’t hear the last few words the deacon said because the guy in front of you let loose with an enormous sneeze, which he directed right into both of his hands. Then the guy spins around, says, “Peace be with you,” and holds out his right hand for you to shake.

Eww, kind of awkward, huh?  (Continued...)

History will look back on this time and place and label us the “Surveilled Generation.” Nowadays, practically everything we say, do, and write is being recorded permanently. It won’t be long, I suppose, before our very thoughts will be monitored as well.

We are under constant surveillance. Just think of some of the things that were unheard of a few years ago: drones, body cameras, and data mining. And, of course, practically everybody these days has a smart phone with a video camera and the ability to upload images to the Internet instantly.  (Continued...)

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