Bill Dunn's    FAITH & FUNNIES

Weekly homily and humor column

A Website dedicated to the two most important issues in life: Spending eternity in Heaven...
and having some laughs during the journey

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It was time for little Johnny’s check-up. As his mom brought him into the pediatrician’s empty waiting room, Johnny saw a splendid array of toys. He rushed over, looked around at the mind-boggling treasure which was all his, grabbed a shiny plastic dump truck and started vroom-vrooming across the carpet. A few minutes later another young boy and his mom entered the room. This boy started playing with a pile of colorful blocks. Johnny watched him carefully. (Continued...)

We have a running joke in my family. When one person says, “What would you rather do: go camping, or have a tonsillectomy performed with a pair of rusty scissors?” the other person replies by immediately opening his or her mouth wide and saying, “AHHHHH!” Suffice to say we’re not big fans of camping. Oh, we’ve tried camping in the past, back when we were young and foolish. Our last camping adventure took place 23 years ago.  (Continued...)

(This website last updated July 28, 2010)